Jokes

anonymous via forum from the Netherlands - One chat with My Stop Buddy per day Will keep the doctor away!!

Kate Leonhardt from United Kingdom - The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, ‘Now, Doctor, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.’ ‘Well, in plain English,’ the doctor replied, ‘you're just lazy.’ 'Okay,' said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.'

Dave Williams from U.S.A. - Several weeks after a young man had been hired. He was called into the personnel manager's office. ‘What is the meaning of this?’ the manager asked. ‘When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years experience. Now we discover this is the first job you've ever had.’ ‘Well,’ the young man said, ‘in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination.’